Aug
4
How deep was the movie Inception?
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Apparently christopher Nolan spent 10 years taking the idea from something else….
Bwha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!
Read This…..
Feb
17
CLT aka Tweeners
Category: Uncategorized, The Funnies | 11 Comments
A bunch of my boys and I were kicking it over beers mid day this past weekend lounging when the conversation turned to the annoyance of “Could Lose Ten” girls aka Tweeners. Now if you’ve followed this blog before then you know what I’m talking about but for anyone new, the official definition of a […]
Nov
30
The Great Skeet Debacle (HMS move)
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It was the night before Halloween (and all through the house…). I was going through some things so my boys and I thought it would be a great idea to go out and get WASTED. Two of my friends are brothers and we’ll just call them the twins, they have a sick pad in the […]
May
18
Yep, these are my friends
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On wether or not to hook up with a 40 something year old cougar/ maybe MILF
Friend #1: I don’t know man, she’s kind of old
Friend #2: Yeah she’s old but statistically she’s WAY past the STD age of having anything so technically you don’t have to use a condom, you can do it live!
Friend #!: […]
May
6
A word on going Greek aka BDDDs
Category: Uncategorized, The Funnies, The holla/dating | 19 Comments
(Laura Dore is back)
Alright ladies, I guess it’s time we have another one of our world famous sit downs. Today’s sermon will be real talk on the good back door action. Now from a guys point of view let me tell you why most of us like to do it. Most people would think it’s […]
May
4
Why I love youtube Prt2
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Last week I took a little time away from the internets to relax, get some fresh air and be detached. This proved to be the dumbest things I’ve ever done. Apparently we are no longer doing da stanky leg in the club. Nah son, that’s so “2000 and late”. Now I must warn you what […]
Apr
24
Why I love Youtube
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I know I’m supposed to bring you part two of yesterday’s awesome post, but once I saw this clip I had to push somethings back because it’s Friday my last day of work and I’m leaving at 2 to go see The Informers. But this clip just ends my week on such a high note, […]
Apr
21
(The summertime crush Laura Dore aka The Thickness)
There are few moments in a young man’s life that happen or occur that he will truly cherish and savor for months on end. Among one of these few moments is handing in your letter of resignation. The day it happens the young man will feel ten feet […]
Apr
1
Paparazzi get VK
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Oh my god you guys! As you know Lady Gaga has a sold out concert this Thursday night at the 9:30 Club here in DC. I mean sold the fuck out. I thought it would be a good idea to higher a stylist to pick out something for me to wear, something more appropriate for […]
Feb
26
Meditations on Skeeting
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It’s really weird how these posts come to me sometimes. They can manifest after a conversation with friends, a date, while in the bathroom or any number of ways. Todays sermon will be on skeet shooting or the act of skeeting as it’s known in the hood after sexual intercourse. I mean when you […]
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Right now I'm just your typical 26 year old who dates hot chicks but bangs mudturtles in the between time. I've been known to black out in seedy VIP booths next to coked up Persian women with fake breast implants. One day I'll look back on all this like a yearbook and remember you guys signed my crack.