Jan
31
Vote for El Capitan
Category: Culture/fashion/art/music | 
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Look I’m not really into American Idol but Pretty Ricky is what we like to refer to as a homo. While I’m here blogging away I’m forced to watch the show. During the Memphis auditions we saw our new house favorite El Captain do his thing.
The guy looks rough but he broke down the Johnny […]
Jan
30
Gym Sins
Category: Philosophy and life, The Funnies | 14 Comments
Greatest of all time
Hey fatty! Congratulations on deciding to join MY gym and taking the proper steps to becoming a healthier and more attractive individual. I know it was part of your New Year’s resolution and we both know that in a few months you’ll give up and go back to your life of fatness. […]
Jan
29
As many of you know Martin Scorsese is nominated “AGAIN” for the best director award in this year’s Oscars. This man is cultural icon. His body of work is unbelievable and most directors try their whole lives to make just one of the movies Scorsese has done. Mean Streets, Raging Bull, Goodfellas, Casino, and of […]
Jan
27
Inside text message
Category: Uncategorized | 6 Comments
If you got a text message from me last night and you didn’t know what I was talking about. I was trying to send out the warning sign for my club anthem when I go out.
Im’a Flirt
now it makes sense doesn’t it. If you don’t know now you know
But lately Pretty Ricky and I have […]
Jan
26
Lazy Friday
Category: Culture/fashion/art/music | 15 Comments
Yeah, I got nothing. I had this whole post planned on my favorite band in the whole world and I was going to give you some sweet music by them but then I had “self fornication” time and that lasted longer than I thought. You could say there was some back up issues. Now I’m […]
Jan
25
Corporate Slavery 101
Category: Philosophy and life | 13 Comments
“My education was interrupted only by my schooling” Churchill
I was on the phone with my boy KC when he informed me he would be going back to school to pursue his graduate degree. He told me how most of his friends had them and the fact that his new job would pay for it. I […]
Jan
24
While I was on hiatus I missed out on a very important discussion on giving women oral sex. Apparently there were two extreme thoughts on the matter. On one hand you had RooshV who at first glance totally denounced giving oral sex to women as if it was like joining a fundamentalist Islamic terrorist group […]
Jan
23
The New Sex Move of 07?
Category: The Funnies | 13 Comments
So for some that don’t know a couple of weeks ago news came out that Kim Kardashian the daughter of OJ Simpson’s Lawyer Robert Kardashian made a sex tape with RB singer Ray J who’s brother of one Brandy R&B singer/ actress of the late 90’s best known for having the biggest forehead EVER! Word […]
Jan
22
The PC I was using wasn’t even mine. It belonged to my roommate and he’d had it since college. Just like in real life the PC was involved in unsafe sexual practices online. Unfortunately it caught a virus and slowly started to deteriorate. Apparently this is common when someone down loads a shit load of […]
Jan
21
public service announcement
Category: Uncategorized | 3 Comments
To whom it may concern:
The former blog domain of www.webequick2holla.blogspot.com has been hijacked. Unfortunately, some midget porn freak decided to take over said domain and transfer it for his/her own purposes into a portal for all things unmentionable. Please refrain from opening said domain at the workplace. We wouldn’t want […]
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Right now I'm just your typical 26 year old who dates hot chicks but bangs mudturtles in the between time. I've been known to black out in seedy VIP booths next to coked up Persian women with fake breast implants. One day I'll look back on all this like a yearbook and remember you guys signed my crack.