Mar
29
The Grime
Category: The holla/dating | 
8 Comments
“You’re Chris Brander, you’re Hollywood you date super models, he’s Jersey he skies in his jeans. He’s Dusty Dinkleman. Dinkleman? Dinkleman!”
To be young (26), good looking, and rule the world. Friday night was one of those nights where I felt like staying in and watching porn. But my boy PH.D wanted to go out. Our […]
Mar
28
Go ahead and watch this new video from The Killers, Read my mind, off of their CD Sam’s Town.
Let’s take a look at what’s going on here
Brandon Flowers looks like he just finished salad tossing a Mexican with that weak sauce mustache.
A Japanese Elvis
Black balloons
Playing games with little sleepy head kids
Riding funny bicycles
The boys dressed […]
Mar
27
“Could you speak up and stop mumbling I don’t think you’re getting clear, sitting on the top it’s hard to hear you from way up here”
This is my follow up to my friends guest blog on haters. To me as long as there have been bloggers there has been haters especially anonymous ones. We […]
Mar
23
Ok I’m about to let you guys in on some key parts of my game. This is some undercover shit right here on how I be pulling females like a hamstring. As my new saying for spring goes, “relax and take notes”.
So let’s say I meet a little sea donkey at the club and bring […]
Mar
22
She wants to help retards…….
Category: The holla/dating | 9 Comments
A couple of months ago Pretty Ricky started talking with this girl. The first night they met at a party they messed around but she wouldn’t let him hit. They went on a couple of dates and messed around some more and still no happy ending. Her story was that she’d heard from friends about […]
Mar
21
Ms. Too Busy
Category: Philosophy and life, The holla/dating | 15 Comments
A few years ago at my old gym Gold’s I had this gym crush. My first “real world” gym crush. A 29 year old divorcee who overcompensated for it by spending most of her free time in the gym. I’m talking five to six days a week cardio and free weights. Once I got to […]
Mar
20
Unlearning You
Category: The holla/dating | 27 Comments
“But me I’m not a gamble, you can count on me to split
The love I sell you in the evening by the morning won’t exist”
Of course from the outside it would be easy to call me a commitment-phobe or a player. It would be easy to say I’m scared of love but nothing could be […]
Mar
19
I was thinking a lot about this blog and what it means to me and how I feel about the “DC blogging” community at times. Two Fridays ago when things just started to go bad for me I got a chance to discuss my thoughts on blogging with a friend who has their eye on […]
Mar
16
The other car game
Category: The Funnies | 6 Comments
So now it’s official, this has been the worst week of my life. From one good event everything that could possibly go wrong has gone wrong. From blowing out my tire to Duke being upset in the first round of the tournament. So at times like this when everything looks dark I have to make […]
Mar
14
You might want to check this out
Category: Uncategorized | 8 Comments
Everything is just a little weird right now nothing I can’t handle. I’m working on a post and I want to take my time on it. Also I’ve been occupied with some other things like….
Watching a shit load of free brand new movies on THIS site. Yeah it’s hot like fire and you better get […]
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E-mail: arlingtoncrew@yahoo.com.
Right now I'm just your typical 26 year old who dates hot chicks but bangs mudturtles in the between time. I've been known to black out in seedy VIP booths next to coked up Persian women with fake breast implants. One day I'll look back on all this like a yearbook and remember you guys signed my crack.