Apr
30
Over the last couple of weeks hip hop and rap music have been under attack. Typically this happens every couple of months like Paris Hiltons herpes outbreak or right after a national crisis. People (uptight white America) turn to hip hop and want to hold rappers accountable for their lyrical content. What they don’t understand […]
Apr
27
Get a HANDle on this
Category: The Funnies | 
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This post was inspired by Arjewtino’s post yesterday about things us guys do. I think it was time for me to educate the public on something I have first hand experience with. Something I’ve known how to do since I was 13. That’s right I’m talking about masturbation. The first day I did it was […]
Apr
25
You’re so vain, you probably think this post is about you prt 2
Category: Philosophy and life, The Funnies | 21 Comments
The funny thing is I go way out of my way to extremely exaggerate a joke, topping myself to make it almost impossible for someone with half a brain to get offended, and still someone gets offended. I did a guest post on Roosh’s blog and described people who write dating blogs to […]
Apr
25
You’re so vain, you probably think this post is about you prt 1
Category: Philosophy and life, The Funnies | Comments Off
Back in the day I blogged for about eight months and I averaged three comments a month. Not three comments a post mind you, a fucking month. Then someone made me come out and the rest as they say is history. I started meeting people and people wanted to meet me. Little did I know […]
Apr
24
Now in the world of the gym there are two types of gym guys. Meat heads who drink whey protein and creatine pushing every essence of their genetic makeup to the max. Then there are other guys who don’t take it so seriously, they just want to get in do some cardio, some resistance training […]
Apr
23
So Friday night was the infamous Rehab Happy Hour. Never before in the history of blogging has there been so much hype around a BHH. There was so many questions, who’s coming who’s not coming,who’s picketing, who shot JR.
I honestly didn’t know what to expect, the stakes were high for this not to suck and […]
Apr
23
God I love it!
Category: Culture/fashion/art/music | 1 Comment
How is it possible that one show makes me laugh,cry, and keeps me on the edge of my seat all at the same time. I mean shit, I thought Paulie was going to get it fo sho. Good thing he stuck with with his lie. Oh and Uncle Junior, tears I tell you… fucking […]
Apr
20
On the quick hits tip, it’s Friday I’m not going to waste your time….
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When you walk into Mezza Luna make a left and head straight to the bar we have space already cleared out. The manager said that he’s extending his happy hour for 7 to 8 and there will be $4 wines, mixed drinks, […]
Apr
19
You look so beautiful I can hardly keep my eyes on the meter
Category: Philosophy and life, The holla/dating, Culture/fashion/art/music | 10 Comments
My love affair with him started in college. I worked at an old family owned movie store on breaks and vacations. The store had a rule about watching anything over PG13. Tired of watching Cinderella 18 billion times I found my way around this by watching my first Woody Allen movie during work, Bananas. Rating […]
Apr
17
Viaticum
Category: Philosophy and life | 12 Comments
After getting a couple of e mails I realize that this post might hit home to some of you guys. I opened up comments for those of you who want to say whatever you want. I guess we’re all hurting right now and looking for words, So say whatever you feel if it helps or […]
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Right now I'm just your typical 26 year old who dates hot chicks but bangs mudturtles in the between time. I've been known to black out in seedy VIP booths next to coked up Persian women with fake breast implants. One day I'll look back on all this like a yearbook and remember you guys signed my crack.