Jul
31
Alpha female Close
Category: Culture/fashion/art/music | 
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Ok so as usual I must put up a disclaimer that this might be a um, weird post. But I’m an 80’s baby so I felt that it’s ok for me to talk about it. I have sort of a weird thing for um Glenn Close. I also realize that me saying this might make […]
Jul
30
Wait, we had a happy hour???
Category: Uncategorized | 2 Comments
I’d love to tell you about how fun Friday night was. The drinking, the talking, the laughing. I would love to tell you guys this but the thing is um, well, I blacked out at exactly 8:30. When you start drinking Guinness and cherry coke at 6, these things happen. So I can’t. Yep, sorry […]
Jul
26
Genesis
Category: Uncategorized | 19 Comments
“The question” eventually comes up when we’re out on the town or when each of us are out on separate dates with bloupies. So how do you two know each other or how’d you two meet? The easy answer is that we exchanged a few words at a HH two Februaries ago. But what really […]
Jul
25
Tough Girls
Category: Philosophy and life | 23 Comments
It usually works like this, when I first start sleeping with a girl I try to let my intentions be known on what exactly I want. It’s ok to be a player as long as it’s done with honor and some class. If you lead girl on just for sex that’s low and the sad […]
Jul
24
Now this is one of those post where I already know I’m going to catch some heat. But someone’s got to say something about the absurdity of this situation. Now if you’re one of those crazy people who think that animals (especially dogs) are reborn little human being incarnated from a past life then you […]
Jul
23
“OK I’m reloaded!!”
Category: Culture/fashion/art/music | 9 Comments
Caution: serious product advertisements ahead, I’m trying to get sponsorship bitches!
I’m not a huge fan of the “weekend run down” post because I do feel that it’s the laziest form of blogging and plus no one really cares. No seriously no one cares. But my real post wont be ready till tomorrow since I haven’t […]
Jul
19
“Have u ever felt u ever want to kill her and u mix them emotions with Tequila”
Category: The holla/dating | 16 Comments
How is it possible that Kanye West teamed up with John Mayer to write one of the realist ghetto love songs since “Song Cry” by Jay Z? Seriously “Bittersweet” might come off as a song about domestic drama to the untrained ear but it’s the absolute truth about love or caring about someone so much […]
Jul
19
VK World Premier
Category: The Funnies | Comments Off
Sometimes I don’t even have to say anything, these posts just speak for themselves
God I love me some Rob and Big Black/ it get’s so much better at the end
Jul
18
The One thing
Category: The Funnies | 6 Comments
Now most of you know when it comes to women I don’t have a long list of things I want or better yet a long list of “can’t items” aka deal breakers. For instance I don’t care “THAT” much about how many guys a girl was with before me (as long as she’s clean). I’m […]
Jul
16
Exodus Happy Hour
Category: Uncategorized | 14 Comments
What: There comes a time when as a best friend you must go above and beyond the call of friendship duty. When something happens or is about to happen to your friend that is life changing it is your duty as a friend to mark “the moment” with a “celebration bitches”. The “moment” stands as […]
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E-mail: arlingtoncrew@yahoo.com.
Right now I'm just your typical 26 year old who dates hot chicks but bangs mudturtles in the between time. I've been known to black out in seedy VIP booths next to coked up Persian women with fake breast implants. One day I'll look back on all this like a yearbook and remember you guys signed my crack.