Sep
27
Why didn’t he call
Category: The holla/dating | 
9 Comments
In the world of dating the no call or the no call return works both ways. Hours of conversation is exchanged between the sexes then usually the male asks the female for her phone number. The way it should work is that the male calls within a week then the female picks up or […]
Sep
26
My First Online Interview
Category: The Funnies | 11 Comments
I was asked recently to participate in an online interview with Broke Black Men in DC (BBMDC) magazine. The magazine is catered towards African American Males in the $0- $7,825 tax bracket. Apparently a girl I used to date thought I would be a perfect candidate to interview then they found my blog. Whatever, I […]
Sep
21
Randomness
Category: Uncategorized | 9 Comments
first off,my crush on this woman grows with every passing week. But it’s also extended to her friend Pixie. I had a dream with both of them in it. Thank God I get to watch it right after Damages. LA Ink is hot like Karate.
I was absolutely down with team Kanye (copyrighting the shirt now). […]
Sep
19
Here’s the thing just like “the fat friend” every good girl has a “slutty friend”. She lives vicariously through her slutty friend. Eventually the good girl gets a boyfriend and the boyfriend gets to hear all the “crazy” things the slut friend does. The fact that she screwed her boss for a promotion. She’s slept […]
Sep
18
Why don’t girls do it more
Category: The holla/dating | 17 Comments
Ladies, I know how hard it is out there on the single scene. Hell, I know how cut throat it can be in the bar/ clubs of DC, all the competition. Catty girls in extra slutty clothing, your fat friend that no guys really want to talk to so she gives death looks to […]
Sep
13
Here’s to you Mr. I wear my Blackberry on my belt clip with a Bluetooth ear piece at Happy Hour.
Category: The Funnies | 19 Comments
Chorus: Mr. I wear my Blackberry on my belt clip with a Bluetooth ear piece at Happy Hour guy.
Boy what a douche bag
While everyone is trying to relax after a hard days work at the local watering hole, YOU sir have the need to let everyone in the bar know that YOU are an important […]
Sep
12
Leave it to Nike come with one of the sickest commercials of the year. Who ever created it should get an award. When I first saw it my jaw dropped like, what did I just see. Yeah, I’m ready for some football
Sep
10
I see some ladies tonight who should be having my baby. HH recap
Category: Culture/fashion/art/music | 18 Comments
caution the words sexy and hot might be overused in this recap.
(TF, my inspiration for 08)(Get in those pants by any means necessary)
I started the night chill mode sipping on my pregame regular of Guinness and coke. I dressed down in some hopped in the J ride spaceship and hit the streets with a tooogoooocup. […]
Sep
7
She aint got no money in da bank
Category: Uncategorized | 2 Comments
You ever see something and it makes you say, “wow, damn it’s like that”. That’s the best thing about life, people never stop surprising you. But thank God for Bourbon, the father of all great ideas.
I just want remind you guys to keep this guy in your hearts. What would the world be like without […]
Sep
5
Now everyone knows I have a thing for girls that have a little hard body. With that said I finally figured out where all the hot chicks with nice rock abs and toned muscle hang out at. Whole Foods. That’s right freaking Whole Foods, where they sell organic / expensive groceries. Yeee aint know (you […]
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E-mail: arlingtoncrew@yahoo.com.
Right now I'm just your typical 26 year old who dates hot chicks but bangs mudturtles in the between time. I've been known to black out in seedy VIP booths next to coked up Persian women with fake breast implants. One day I'll look back on all this like a yearbook and remember you guys signed my crack.