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I have a new roommate who’s a young up and coming player in the game. Girls are always coming and going from his room, well let me explain better. His girlfriend is this cute little sleepy head Asian broad with just the right amount of baby phat on her face. I’ve nick named her the […]

(The LNS, PUA)

You know what term I cant stand, what phrase I hate? It’s pick up artist or PUA. One of the most common definitions I found for PUA is, “a man well versed in the art of seduction”. I only bring this up because an attractive female called me one this weekend, said female […]


I remember back in college the Sunday after whatever Saturday we had Halloween, we had a little frat tradition. The whole house would wake up early, cook breakfast, and sit outside on the many couches on our porch and a front lawn. About 9 am we’d start seeing them walk back to campus, all the […]

Recently turning 27 has been amazing. I’m at that magical age where “allegedly” I’m mature enough to date older (ha ha ha ha) but not to old to date younger women like college girls and preschoolers (wait, what?). But for serious though. Ever since graduating college, I’ve had my fair share of dating up/ […]

Where am I? Oh yeah, I’m out at Clarendon Ballroom on a Thursday night HH it up with my boys. To tell you the truth I hate Arlington. I hate Ballroom and I also think Mr. Green Jeans sucks balls. But that’s just me. The other thing I hate is the extremely stuck up vibe […]

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Friday night and most of the day I was feeling like crap. The night before was spent in Arlington with the boys. But I had to be a soldier and go get my host on. So I took a midol and did my pre game ritual. I had to throw an outfit together that made […]

What you’re are about to see is one of the funniest moments in comedic history. I swear to God, I’ve never laughed and cried so hard as when I saw this. It takes a woman with huge balls to be able to pull this off and that’s why I’m in love with this woman. Why […]

First I do this

Then I do this

Please don’t tell anyone.
From one of my all time favorite movies Rules of Attraction:
By the way, This is the best club song out right now…. we make it rain when this comes on… wait what?

When I first came to America as a little boy and not barely speaking English, I remember watching two movies that GREATLY influenced the way my life would turn out and my earliest idea of masculinity. One of them is a movie that made me fall in love with movies, that movie was Enter The […]

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      E-mail: arlingtoncrew@yahoo.com.
      Right now I'm just your typical 26 year old who dates hot chicks but bangs mudturtles in the between time. I've been known to black out in seedy VIP booths next to coked up Persian women with fake breast implants. One day I'll look back on all this like a yearbook and remember you guys signed my crack.