Nov
29
I’ll admit that I’m not a huge country fan or that “Pop country” their trying to pass off as country. Don’t get me wrong I’ll mess with the old stuff, Cash, Loretta Lynn, or Skynard. I love me some Drive by Truckers. All I ask is for something with some soul to it. But that […]
Nov
28
Senseless
Category: Philosophy and life | 
11 Comments
One of my earliest memories of really understanding death is my mom coming home from work during dinner. She told us that a young woman was admitted into the psychiatric ward for putting her infant in the microwave. She then calmly asked to pass one of the sides. It’s not that I’m hard, but after […]
Nov
27
My MacBook got the AIDS
Category: Uncategorized, The Funnies | 3 Comments
I’m sorry to inform most of you guys that my MacBook (The Childlike empress) is down at the moment. What had happened was that while I was downloading um, well porn, a message came up saying “not enough room on start up disk”. Apparently owning over 500 movies takes up space… who knew? Shut, it I’m a collector!
Being […]
Nov
20
Caution before you continue reading, this post contains frank talk about sex and some TMI information into some of my sexual practices. If you’ve ever thought about sleeping with me, please save yourself and read no further, if you have slept with me sorry about that send me the dry cleaning bill, but that might […]
Nov
19
So last week the internets was set on fire with People’s Magazine Sexiest man alive list. This list comes out every year with a new number one at the top and most of the time the actual “sexiest man” really doesn’t give a shit. Like he needed a list to actually let him know that […]
Nov
16
Blogging naked, Fug Gossip, Phatty
Category: The Funnies | 7 Comments
I was talking with someone about what it’s like to be a blogger and I came to a conclusion. Being a blogger sometimes requires you to stand naked in front of your peers and be judged. To be open and honest about yourself while everyone is watching. Kind of like those fat girls that join […]
Nov
15
Playdar: The Prequel, Heat
Category: The holla/dating | 5 Comments
When ever I need a shot of super alpha um ness, I can turn to one movie for inspiration. Heat. I remember talking to m boy more than a year ago on how I should handle a particular situation and saying sometimes you’ve got to walk…. “Like in heat”. He agreed and wouldn’t you know […]
Nov
13
A Mirror
Category: Philosophy and life | 11 Comments
“There is an idea of Virgle Kent, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am […]
Nov
12
Blood and Boots
Category: Culture/fashion/art/music | 11 Comments
“Carla Jean, I won’t hurt your man”
To me a great movie is like great sex, its slow and steady with a payoff at the end and so it goes with a great western. My first stepfather (RIP) was in love with The Duke. He said that, “the Duke was the greatest Cowboy to walk God’s […]
Nov
9
The return of Lu
Category: Culture/fashion/art/music | 12 Comments
Caution this post is about hip hop, so if you don’t like hip hop you might want to stop reading here. Also there are a BUNCH of videos
Everyone has their own favorite “backpack rapper”. Backpack rapper is a term given to those lyricist who instead of rhyming about bitches, ho’s, 24’s and bling (my […]
About
E-mail: arlingtoncrew@yahoo.com.
Right now I'm just your typical 26 year old who dates hot chicks but bangs mudturtles in the between time. I've been known to black out in seedy VIP booths next to coked up Persian women with fake breast implants. One day I'll look back on all this like a yearbook and remember you guys signed my crack.