Mar
31
No means yes, wait what?
Category: The holla/dating | 
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Disclaimer if you’re weirded out easily by the word rape you might not want to read this post. Oh yeah TMI about sex.
Woody Allen my favorite writer once had this joke in one of his movies. Something along the line of one person asking if he considers sex to be a dirty act and […]
Mar
27
Now before I even start (and get accused of hating women) let me tell you that I think childbirth and pregnancy is one of the coolest things on earth. The fact that two people or one unmarried whore decide to bring a child into this world and face unspeakable challenges to raise him or she […]
Mar
25
There has been a disgusting and vile epidemic rising here in DC. I don’t know what the situation is like in other major cities but this has just been getting out of hand. The situation I’m speaking about is the female cock block. The art where one girlfriend usually stops the other from engaging in […]
Mar
21
No no thank YOU
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On Monday I was rushing through the mall getting fitted for a suit and on my way to fix my sushi cravings. I was about to head up the escalators when a guy yelled at me to come over,
“hey, excuse me”
I thought to myself, great what the fuck is this dude selling? Then I […]
Mar
19
Bestiality
Category: The Funnies | 15 Comments
I recently read this Jezebel article asking if the LeBron James Vogue cover was offensive or not. Apparently some feel that the cover shows James, “embodying ugly stereotypes about black men: The wild, savage, white-woman-obsessed beast”. Apparently this is a stereotype of black men that held black men down for centuries. Who knew […]
Mar
19
Comment PSA
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I just installed new spam software so some of your regular comments might be filtered as spam by accident, I’m still working on the plug in so please be patient and don’t think I’m erasing comments.
Thanks
Management
Mar
17
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I had the day off of work on Friday and spent it sleeping. Around 5 pm Mark Ronson and Jens Lekman mix CD is blasting out the Mac. I’m drinking a Guinness and coke while ironing the white shirt and white pocket square that going with my black suit and pink tie. I have […]
Mar
17
I swear sometimes the weirdest things make me happy. I’ve been waiting to get my hands on it. Yes I really am excited I just finished ordering this. I mean I can see myself inviting some hot chick over for a movie night and having a little wine and some fruit. Then I put this […]
Mar
12
The phone call
Category: The holla/dating | 10 Comments
IF you have to start somewhere start at the beginning
Every guy that’s been in the game has experienced it once or twice. For me the first time it happened was when I just got out of school. She has a sexy British accent with the European style to go with it. She wears these black […]
Mar
11
Ima meditate on that!
Category: Media/ photography | 6 Comments
I just wanted pay my humble respects and say thanks to one of the best written shows that just aired their final episode this past Sunday. Yes, I’m talking about The Wire (Like the rest of the country). Few shows have came along that just kept it simple and kept it real. The complexity was […]
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Right now I'm just your typical 26 year old who dates hot chicks but bangs mudturtles in the between time. I've been known to black out in seedy VIP booths next to coked up Persian women with fake breast implants. One day I'll look back on all this like a yearbook and remember you guys signed my crack.