Apr
30
Anyone who works in a corporate atmosphere knows about the cliché office jargon that co workers use to motivate themselves and each other. Go getter, taking one for the team, bringing it home, dropping the ball, a slam dunk etc etc etc.
The thing is that a new job is kind of like being in a […]
Apr
29
Break on through
Category: Philosophy and life | 
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Wow, you ever stay up till 2:45 writing something then wake up and read it?
In Hagakure, Tsunetomo writes,
“Be true to the thought of the moment and avoid distraction. Other than continuing to exert yourself, enter into nothing else, but go to the extent of living single thought by single thought”
I’ve been thinking a lot of […]
Apr
28
DC women don’t quit your day jobs
Category: The Funnies | 19 Comments
UPDATE: Simon Carnal left this article in the comment that backs up what I was trying to say. Vanity Fair
This being my first weekend going without drinking I must say it wasn’t that bad. Things just came down to timing. You notice that everyone in the room kind of gets drunk together so I wait […]
Apr
24
Three, True story, Threats
Category: Uncategorized | 11 Comments
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This is the kind of threesome I’m trying to see go down
(Hello Hello, they know they know, check the beater underneath keeping it extra trilla)
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Aww hella!!! Who invited THAT guy. This is NOT the type of threesome I had in mind… the devils threesome?
In other news, in preparation for my Vegas Vacation with King Government […]
Apr
22
Double Sex
Category: The holla/dating | 16 Comments
One of my favorite bloggers once wrote,
“I’ve heard the ancient theory that people fall to earth as hermaphrodites and break apart and go forever seeking out the other half”
And this might be the most beautiful sentence I’ve ever read.
With me, every time I meet a girl with some potential there’s two types of sex we’ll […]
Apr
21
Nelly Gunz, and the Mystery dump
Category: The Funnies | 10 Comments
After spending two years away from the rap game some may have been wondering what the Saint Lu bad boy has been up to. Well we got an idea in his new video Party People ft Fergie. Nelly has been fucking around, dude went straight meat head and has been lifting…. hard. He’s showing off […]
Apr
17
(act like you know what movie this is from check out the cast)
This is one of two stories that happened to me in a grocery store last week. So I just finished my last workout for the week and was feeling good. It was pretty intense and my veins were popping out all over the […]
Apr
17
HA HA HA HA the truth about Ann Coulter comes out, I knew it!!! I will be sharing the full episode from one of my favorite shows on Adult Swim Friday afternoon
Cursing so maybe a little NSFW but it’s funny cause you know it’s true
Apr
15
Higher Altitude
Category: Uncategorized, The holla/dating | 16 Comments
Oh the game in DC is a fickle mistress. Dating here is like being a professional gambler, once you learn to see all the angles you play to recover your losses, to break even and you realize that if you’re lucky you might come out a little ahead. Only suckers go all in or try […]
Apr
14
Calloused Hands
Category: Philosophy and life | 10 Comments
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I was going to try and force out another post on something else but I hate anything forced. I’m taking the week of from the gym because I’m going to step it up a notch in preparation of an upcoming vacation. After putting two hard months of work getting back into the gym my favorite […]
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Right now I'm just your typical 26 year old who dates hot chicks but bangs mudturtles in the between time. I've been known to black out in seedy VIP booths next to coked up Persian women with fake breast implants. One day I'll look back on all this like a yearbook and remember you guys signed my crack.