Jun
30
“Don’t let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner”
“Damn all these beautiful girls…. they only want to do you dirt”
Back when I was in a relationship, I was the world’s shittiest boyfriend ever. What I learned […]
Jun
26
She didn’t even Pump Fake
Category: Philosophy and life, The Funnies, The holla/dating | 
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Last week I had a sushi date. Now to give some back story on the girl, the first night we met, we got drunk and In the morning she woke up and pulled one of these. After that she apologized for freaking (over text), to make a long story short a date is set up. […]
Jun
24
I’m with the band for serious
Category: The Funnies | 8 Comments
Man, last Tuesday was the first show for Heavy Sacks. Managing an up and coming rock band hell bent on world domination can be hectic. You have to be part father, part babysitter, and part friend. Between scheduling shows, making sure the base guitarist doesn’t relapse back into his heroin addiction and finding a new […]
Jun
23
OK, this made me laugh
Category: The Funnies | 6 Comments
I think what of my favorite things about politics is the fact that if you run for public office everything you’ve ever done or said is on file for the world to see. You can’t make up stories about running from sniper fire in Bosnia and clips of you pop up on youtube skipping and […]
Jun
20
Sometimes when you own a blog you’re going to write things you already know most of your readers won’t really care about. So excuse me for a minute, if I could say my personal piece here.
I would like to personally take this time out to call it and congratulate one of my favorite rappers out, […]
Jun
18
Tall Luv
Category: The Funnies, The holla/dating | 17 Comments
UPDATE: If this is too much woman for you to handle, if you can’t figure out what to do with all this leg legnth… please stop reading my blog and don’t even call yourself an alpha male. Real men do work… that is all
I’m not short by “average standards”. I’m barely over 5’10 with […]
Jun
16
updated: Thanks to Karl for linking me to this in the comment section.
A coworker of mine who I’ve been hanging out a lot with lately just got out of a relationship. He had been dating this girl for about three years and they share a dog. A couple of weekends ago he went […]
Jun
12
Letters to Scarjo prt 1
Category: Letters from Scarjo | 8 Comments
If you haven’t heard by now, apparently Scarlett Johansson and Obama regularly exchange flirty emails back and forth with each other while he’s campaigning (read here). My boy works for Obama and hacked into his personal e mail and sent me a couple of e mail exchanges between these two. This is a new series […]
Jun
11
Sorry I’ve been throwing up these softball posts but it’s been so hot lately I’ve had to carry around wet naps for my ball sack, but that’s a whole other story. Anyway, as much shit as us guys (me) give girls about Sex and the City, we’ve been known ourselves to get psyched over weird/ […]
Jun
9
WAIT WHAT??? I didn’t get the memo
Out of respect I wont say what I’m thinking, I’ll just let the comment section take care of it
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Right now I'm just your typical 26 year old who dates hot chicks but bangs mudturtles in the between time. I've been known to black out in seedy VIP booths next to coked up Persian women with fake breast implants. One day I'll look back on all this like a yearbook and remember you guys signed my crack.