Jul
31
Olympic Sob Stories
Category: The Funnies | 
19 Comments
Now most of us love to watch sports because we actually like the sport for whatever reason. Maybe we used to play it in our youth, we admire the talent it takes to actually play that sport, we love the city the team plays for, or we think the participants of that sport are extremely […]
Jul
29
Youth and Young manhood
Category: Philosophy and life | 11 Comments
I’m an 80’s baby, you already know this. Back in the 80’s Hollywood was on this kick of making a certain type of movie where an much older adult male switches places mentally with a younger adult male. Usually father and son or grandfather and grandson. Wacky high jinks and hilarious zany adventures would ensue […]
Jul
24
Funny Seeing You Here
Category: The holla/dating | 11 Comments
aka Spot Yoinking
Let’s say that you’re seeing a chick and you bring her to one of your favorite hangouts/ hole in the walls spots because for cheap drinks. You let her know that you and your buddies like to and often start the night out here before going to other locations during the […]
Jul
22
In the last couple of years Affliction T shirts have become the trademark wear (uniform if you will), of the UFC and MMA scene. Everyone who’s anyone within the MMA community has their own line with the t shirt company. All the heavy hitters, Chuck Liddell, Randy Couture, George St. Pierre, and the illest, Rampage […]
Jul
18
Long live the GILF!
Category: Uncategorized | 12 Comments
I love that every year around the same time female bloggers along with other women around the country start crying and bitching about buying a new bathing suit (by the way what’s wrong with the one you got last year?). Doesn’t summer starts and ends the same time EVERY YEAR? It’s not like, surprise summer […]
Jul
16
Here’s my career plan in a nutshell. Stay at job for a long enough to get the experience needed to jump ship to another company at the same position for more money or the next position that pays me more money. You could think of my as a mercenary or Ronin. I have no […]
Jul
14
Best Ferrell Movie Ever???
Category: The Funnies | 10 Comments
Ok, so Will Ferrell hasn’t exactly been “killing” it in the box office since Old School. But I swear to God every time I see this trailer I bust out laughing. I don’t know why and I’m sure I’ve seen it over 20 times. I think I’m going to call it now and say this […]
Jul
10
The Question
Category: Philosophy and life | 16 Comments
UPDATE:
1. I Love the fact that my idea of hell for a woman is between being flat and losing her hair.
2. I’d like to point out I was talking about a bald spot not being completely bald. Maybe a little bald spot like the woman below could be a little cute if you styled the […]
Jul
8
Warrior
Category: Philosophy and life | 24 Comments
On Sunday night I was flipping through the channels when I stumbled on to NBC to watch an Olympic qualifying swim meet final. I would normally flip the channel till I heard the name of a woman a female friend sent me in an email a couple of days before about. I watched as a […]
Jul
7
The Return of Men
Category: Uncategorized | 6 Comments
I’m excited for the return of one of the smartest, sexiest, well written shows on television. That’s right I’m talking about Mad Men on AMC returning for season two July 27th. Believe the fucking hype. This is also one of the best dressed cast since The Godfather (1) AND Ocean’s Eleven (Sinatra bitches, keep it […]
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Right now I'm just your typical 26 year old who dates hot chicks but bangs mudturtles in the between time. I've been known to black out in seedy VIP booths next to coked up Persian women with fake breast implants. One day I'll look back on all this like a yearbook and remember you guys signed my crack.