It’s been a little crazy around here. I don’t really have time to post because my hands are full going through what has been called “The VK Bun Sweepstakes”. Read my former post written close to a year ago about bunning up, here. I don’t want to get into too much detail and jinx anything. […]

As many of you know I have a small thing in my heart for Russian women. Last week I went on a date with another chick from Moscow. She’s 31 and we’ll get into all that some other time.Then I bought the movie Foregetting Sarah Marshall, I noticed that Mila Kunis was really cute. I […]

Skip to 3:20 in and laugh your ass off

Last night I was on a sexy sushi date when the conversation turned to politics. “What, politics on a first date” you say. Well if you didn’t know it comes with the territory of DC, read here. The conversation wasn’t really about politics it was more about […]

A lot of guys walk into a bar/lounge/club here in DC, go straight towards the bar in a hurry, scurrying, head down making no eye contact and once at the bar they order their drink. They proceed to talk with their friends then hope that a girl comes up to him or that he gets […]

UPDATE:
Last night one of the guys I was out with told us the sickest word I have ever heard of. It’s not easy to shock me but the term he told us about with a sick smile on his face was so fucking grimy, I wanted to puke. I can’t believe some one […]

This post inspired by Arjewtino who demanded that bloggers get more political with the race going on and all.
I was watching the perfect girlfriend (personality wise, not sexually) Rachel Maddow the other night interview David Frum. She was originally going to discuss Frum’s criticism of the McCain campaign when all of a sudden Frum took […]

On Sunday night I left my parents house to get onto 95 North at 12:30am as soon as I got on, traffic was at a dead stop. People had turned off their cars some were sitting on their hoods, other drinking beers, head lights off. I tried to slowly take the emergency lane around to […]

Yeah it’s Thursday but this week is murder.

Now that I’m 28 and officially one of “the olds” I feel like I should be doing more old timey stuff. Arjewtino already told me I can start telling kids to get off my lawn. To bad I don’t own a lawn but it’s the […]

(In terms of fear)
There was this girl I knew. If we have to get technical about it Special k was the third girl I slept with in college but my first college girlfriend. If you press me for it, I don’t really remember how we started dating. I know she told one of my […]

With the changing weather and the new chill in the air, it’s obvious that summer is for real for real over. When the women put away their jean mini skirts and flip flops and throw on jeans, cardigan sweaters, and flip flops. But for some reason when I think about these same chicks, jeans and […]

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      Right now I'm just your typical 26 year old who dates hot chicks but bangs mudturtles in the between time. I've been known to black out in seedy VIP booths next to coked up Persian women with fake breast implants. One day I'll look back on all this like a yearbook and remember you guys signed my crack.