Nov
26
“Who you got Vic”
Category: Uncategorized | 
2 Comments
All I have to say is thank you to the last Alpha , the series finale was sick
Nov
24
A square to spare
Category: Culture/fashion/art/music | 5 Comments
I was at some media party last Wednesday at Club Park with a James Bond Casino theme. The place was filled with your typical DC wanna be movers and shakers and so called socialites. 90% of the guys were wearing suits and ties and the same amount of women were wearing fancy dresses. My wingman […]
Nov
20
Packaging for your junk
Category: The Funnies | 12 Comments
(the guy that started it all)
Now that I’m officially one of the olds there are a lot of things I think I should consider doing or should I say giving into as a sign of “getting my older” on. One of these things I have been considering is wearing boxer briefs. I consider myself […]
Nov
18
And The Winner Is
Category: The holla/dating | 13 Comments
“And it’s not at that moment or this one that I feel L has been misused. It is that in this effort for connection, in this testing of bonds, we all are. Where there is need or want there is danger. We introduce ourselves to disappointment, time and time again. We create illusion and crash […]
Nov
14
The following is extra grimy but actually happened. Reader’s discretion is advice… you’ve been warned
One of my favorite shows on Sunday nights is Californication on Showetime starring David Duchovny as Hank Moody a down and out writer in LA who pisses away his life boozing and fornicating (near sex addiction level, like David’s real life), […]
Nov
13
Two days later after an awesome second date with SGHO, the Russian Duck texted and invited me out with her girl. The night before was Halloween and I finally made out with her after hinting that all this slow and waiting shit was getting lame. Still there was something about her that I couldn’t put […]
Nov
12
SGHO, Trading Places
Category: The holla/dating | 4 Comments
All signs point to yes
I called her the Tuesday after the Friday out with the exc, she picked up on the first ring again (perfect), made plans for that Thursday. I showed up at her condo, knocked softly, she answered with a huge smile on her face. Her hair short platinum blond was up […]
Nov
11
Rebound Dick
Category: The holla/dating | 6 Comments
She already had my phone number but my soon to be ex coworker and I hadn’t been able to link up outside of the office for two months. There was always an excuse or a reason on her end why we couldn’t meet. I’d stop e mailing her for a few days and she’d send […]
Nov
10
Take it from the top
Category: The holla/dating | 10 Comments
Finding someone to bun up with in this town is hard work and stressful. For close to three weeks I was trying to juggle up to five different women. On top of stressful, you can also include expensive as hell. When it came down to it, three made the final cut and stood out for […]
Nov
7
Friday Free Flow…. The Warning
Category: Uncategorized | 1 Comment
I need to stop drinking Jack on a Thursday… I need to stop drinking Jack all together. But it’s Friday so all I have to do is flow.
I wanted to give a warning that next week this blog will turn into a dating blog, for one week only. I know dating blogs suck balls but […]
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E-mail: arlingtoncrew@yahoo.com.
Right now I'm just your typical 26 year old who dates hot chicks but bangs mudturtles in the between time. I've been known to black out in seedy VIP booths next to coked up Persian women with fake breast implants. One day I'll look back on all this like a yearbook and remember you guys signed my crack.