Jan
29
Slut Crush on the Ga
Category: Culture/fashion/art/music | 
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I can’t fight this feeling anymore, so I thought I’d come out of the closet and just admit it openly and honestly. I Virgle Kent have a huge slut crush on Lady Gaga. There I said it and I’m not ashamed. Yes, a 28 year old male has a crush on a pop sensation. To […]
Jan
27
Victoria Secret Killer
Category: Philosophy and life | 5 Comments
One of the thing I associate with my high school sweet heart, a girl I lost my virginity to is Victoria Secret. She was obsessed with it. Even though she was a sophomore when we met. A tri athlete, field hockey, soccer, and track star for some reason she rocked them D’s like a champ. […]
Jan
26
I wanted to use this as a foundation for upcoming posts.
Us guys can turn anything into competition among friends. It should be no surprise that it’s done with sex also. Over the past couple of years a weird annual game has been developed between my friends and I. It started last year when after the […]
Jan
15
Part of my “Delusional Women” series
Have you ever been talking to a group of girls, you go to make small talk with the big fat ugly mother hen just to keep her in the loop so she’s less likely to cock block or you’re just trying to be nice. And the fifth sentence into your […]
Jan
13
Plan B commercial is hil.ari.ous
Category: The Funnies | 18 Comments
UPDATE: Please feel more than free to come up with and add your own Plan B slogan in the comment section!
Usually when a commercial comes on for some feminine product, no matter what it is, I seem to always faze or tune out or i change the channel. It doesn’t matter the commercial, from […]
Jan
7
I’m here to share a weird confession. I hate game, I hate game because it works. That last part is the hardest thing for anybody to fully understand or fully accept. Last year was mind blowing record setting year in terms of picking up women. It started slow but by the end of February I […]
Jan
6
What up Homey?
Category: Uncategorized | 8 Comments
Dear Brody,
What up Homey, I just got home after you eliminated me from your show Bromance. The producers tell me they’ll be showing my episode in a couple of weeks. My friends and family who’ve seen the first couple of episodes are quick to point out that it’s pretty gay, not gay […]
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Right now I'm just your typical 26 year old who dates hot chicks but bangs mudturtles in the between time. I've been known to black out in seedy VIP booths next to coked up Persian women with fake breast implants. One day I'll look back on all this like a yearbook and remember you guys signed my crack.