Feb
26
Meditations on Skeeting
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It’s really weird how these posts come to me sometimes. They can manifest after a conversation with friends, a date, while in the bathroom or any number of ways. Todays sermon will be on skeet shooting or the act of skeeting as it’s known in the hood after sexual intercourse. I mean when you […]
Feb
24
Rise of the Hipster Comic
Category: The Funnies | 19 Comments
Back in 07 I felt the reality of the change coming like the apocalypse. Slowly but surely jeans where getting tighter, hair was getting floppier, and somewhere in Brooklyn a girl with an unwaxed asshole was smoking a pipe with one hand while holding opera glasses in the other and talking with a fake English […]
Feb
19
Dick type
Category: The Funnies | 22 Comments
(God I hope she doesn’t look down)
After a night with a young lady us guys typically do the gentlemanly thing which is to call each other and disclose the information of what happened before. This isn’t gossip by the way, it’s for pure scientific/ strategic research. One of our favorite saying involves asking if the […]
Feb
17
After turning 28 in October, I’ve managed to go this whole time without doing it. Then this past weekend I fell off the wagon. I got intoxicated and made out with a girl in a club. Don’t get me wrong, making out with a hot girl at a club isn’t the worst thing that can […]
Feb
13
Friday Free Flow, Perception
Category: The holla/dating | 9 Comments
I tried to write about this a while ago but I feel I failed terribly. When it comes to game and when it comes to first learning the basic steps of game one of the most important things a guy can do is learn how others truly see him. All of us grow up seeing […]
Feb
11
You know who needs to straight STFU? Little white girls 23 or 24 who just graduated from college and go to lounges where grown folks congregate. True story. One of the things about this group of girls is that they try and imitate their older bitter counter parts (single women 28 to 40) but obviously […]
Feb
9
Step your flake game up
Category: The Funnies, The holla/dating | 13 Comments
You’re at this point where nothing about women makes you nervous like it used to. You spot an attractive woman across the room by the bar. You walk over with your swagger right, spit some tight game, make her laugh and end up with her phone number. You wait a couple of days before calling […]
Feb
3
DC Girls Anthem
Category: Philosophy and life, The Funnies | 19 Comments
The Concept? I’ve been jamming to that hot like fire Charles Hamilton underground hit “Brooklyn Girls”. I got so inspired, I thought to myself I should make a remix for my DC girls. I mean sure NY got them model chicks, LA got them actresses and Vegas got them porn stars with fake tiggs for […]
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E-mail: arlingtoncrew@yahoo.com.
Right now I'm just your typical 26 year old who dates hot chicks but bangs mudturtles in the between time. I've been known to black out in seedy VIP booths next to coked up Persian women with fake breast implants. One day I'll look back on all this like a yearbook and remember you guys signed my crack.