Mar
31
Sushi and some dizznick
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On yesterday’s post commenter GJ asked,
“Now here’s a game question for you. Reading your blog, I’ve noticed you take girls to dinner, which is often considered a waste of cash by your boys Roissy and Roosh”
I’ve also received this question from many of my friends about the pros and cons of a dinner date vs […]
Mar
30
A few weeks ago I went out on a date to my favorite DC sushi spot. I got my ass handed to me. I bombed miserably. I went in too cocky and unfocused. I was asked a question about dating I’ve answered hundreds of times, even in my sleep. For some reason I decided to […]
Mar
26
Man, last time I try to peep game on the hottest chicks for the upcoming year I think I might have cursed the women I picked. Megan Fox got dumped by her fiance after being engaged for years. And Rihanna…. um well let’s just say that she got in a little disagreement with her boyfriend […]
Mar
24
(friends don’t let fat friends wear leggings… ever)
Like any female fashion trend goes here in DC, you know once you see it you’re going to have to put up with it for the next three years. That’s cool; I’ve learned to get used to it. I mean for four years we had to deal with […]
Mar
23
injured and sick
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I was touch and go for a second there. I was sick for a couple of days and just when I finished getting over that I decided it would be a great idea to go on that stupid bar crawl in a t shirt. Sure it was about 60 out… during the day but then […]
Mar
17
While I was getting all nice and caught up on my series finale of The L Word trying to find out who the fuck killed that psycho bitch Jenny and also peep my girl Jennifer Beals nipple. I was watching them have a baby shower for one of the girls who wants to become […]
Mar
16
With Spring and Summer around the corner I thought it was the proper time to re-up on my polo shirt supply. My particular brand of polos I like to wear is reasonably priced at $40 or sometimes the store has some sales for 3 for $60. It’s the type of polos that come in different […]
Mar
9
(The Legend)
(Background Grimy aka ass to junk dancing DC style)
After college we supposedly join the real world. We come to realize that there is something wrong with drinking during the daytime, it’s frowned upon to be drunk in public at 5 pm in the afternoon. Not only is it frowned upon… it’s also an official […]
Mar
5
When it’s time to quit the job
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It’s funny how the end of your job and the end of a relationship with a woman can be so similar. Now before I hear any bitching about how it can be the same with the end of a relationship with men let me remind you I typically don’t date or have sex with men […]
Mar
3
“There’s an old joke - um… two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of ‘em says, “Boy, the food at this place is really terrible.” The other one says, “Yeah, I know; and such small portions.” Well, that’s essentially how I feel about life - full of loneliness, and misery, and […]
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E-mail: arlingtoncrew@yahoo.com.
Right now I'm just your typical 26 year old who dates hot chicks but bangs mudturtles in the between time. I've been known to black out in seedy VIP booths next to coked up Persian women with fake breast implants. One day I'll look back on all this like a yearbook and remember you guys signed my crack.