May
29
Prt1: Fatburger, Jack bender and the night that never was
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Let me start of by saying there are two types of LA girls. You’ve got your stoners, pot smoking/ hippie chicks then you’ve got your coke chicks. T.Gags and her sister were in the first category. Also it should be noted that everything is SLOW in LA, especially if you’re dealing with the stoner […]
May
28
Prequel-That cool Italian LA chick, who’s that girl
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(She’s like the best part of a movie scene you’ve seen 100 times but every time you see that scene you notice something new like when you watch it in a foreign language on the DVD)
I’ve known T.Gags since seventh grade. To even think back that far is to remember a different… way different VK. […]
May
27
LA the VK experience coming soon….
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I need Sleep, we’ll talk about it later tonight
May
21
In Defense of Christian Bale
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I know I’m a little late but with Terminator Salvation opening today I figured better now than never. Of course everyone has heard Christian Bale’s little rant about two months ago on the set while making the movie. If not go ahead and Google that shit. Anyway with the all the interviews and media press […]
May
18
Yep, these are my friends
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On wether or not to hook up with a 40 something year old cougar/ maybe MILF
Friend #1: I don’t know man, she’s kind of old
Friend #2: Yeah she’s old but statistically she’s WAY past the STD age of having anything so technically you don’t have to use a condom, you can do it live!
Friend #!: […]
May
14
Gym Game
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Around this time of year in gyms across America there is an exponential increase in hot young ladies. Summer is less than a week away so of course they’re trying to crash diet and purge into bathing suit shape or there’s a nice little increase of college mommies home on break. This brings out “that […]
May
13
What’s the big deal
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I really don’t see what the problem is. You’ll act like you’ve never went home with a girl who looks like this
then in the morning when the Jack wears off she looks like this
Sheeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit son, in DC we call that a Saturday night!
Yeah Kelly Clarkson… more cushion baby just more cushion
May
8
GFE
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I remember a couple of years ago I heard about the term GFE or Girlfriend Experience. Basically you pay some broad about a half a grip and she spends the “whole” time with you acting like your girlfriend. There’s talking about your day, your feelings, kissing, cuddling, after sex cuddling. I thought it was weird […]
May
6
A word on going Greek aka BDDDs
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(Laura Dore is back)
Alright ladies, I guess it’s time we have another one of our world famous sit downs. Today’s sermon will be real talk on the good back door action. Now from a guys point of view let me tell you why most of us like to do it. Most people would think it’s […]
May
4
Why I love youtube Prt2
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Last week I took a little time away from the internets to relax, get some fresh air and be detached. This proved to be the dumbest things I’ve ever done. Apparently we are no longer doing da stanky leg in the club. Nah son, that’s so “2000 and late”. Now I must warn you what […]
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Right now I'm just your typical 26 year old who dates hot chicks but bangs mudturtles in the between time. I've been known to black out in seedy VIP booths next to coked up Persian women with fake breast implants. One day I'll look back on all this like a yearbook and remember you guys signed my crack.