Nov
30
The Great Skeet Debacle (HMS move)
Category: The Funnies | 
9 Comments
It was the night before Halloween (and all through the house…). I was going through some things so my boys and I thought it would be a great idea to go out and get WASTED. Two of my friends are brothers and we’ll just call them the twins, they have a sick pad in the […]
Nov
23
Male Jealousy
Category: The holla/dating | 9 Comments
I’ve been thinking about a concept that I wasn’t sure about, then tonight I was about to start writing a post about an aspect of my existence and women and blah blah blah but instead started watching this movie Sex and Death 101 staring good looking dude (no homo) Simon Baker and allegedly Winona […]
Nov
20
Pass the hand lotion
Category: Uncategorized | 1 Comment
There is a God
Nov
13
The Rookie Files, Ice Cold
Category: The Rookie Files | 10 Comments
Weekly Friday post written by “The Rookie”… because VK would never make these mistakes.. duh
Guess who’s bizack, still on that grind.
I like it when a girl knows what’s up. Like when you approach a girl, her friends leave her and let you 2 be alone. Or when you’re chillin with your boy, your girl brings […]
Nov
11
Quick Gym Rant
Category: Uncategorized | 13 Comments
It’s no secret I love my gym. It’s grimy, rusty, smelly and always too hot. It’s the place real men go to “do work son”. The area I’m in is filled with “uppity” more expensive gyms with indoor swimming pools, basketball courts, pilates studios and whatever the fuck rich yuppies must have to stay in […]
Nov
9
Girls are funny sometimes and at the same time they can be predictable. For instance you go on a date with a girl and then they go wherever first date girls go to die and you really never hear from them again. Well you do but when you try to set up the second […]
Nov
5
DC in winter, I’m thinking
Category: Uncategorized | 6 Comments
DC in the Winter, I’m thinking, newest DC fashion trends, jean mini skirts, leggings and ballet flats, I’m thinking hipster chicks in flannel jersey dresses and hairy legs, I’m thinking no more extra medium T’s, I’m thinking pull out the extra medium thermals, I’m thinking back to suit and tie game on Fridays, […]
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Right now I'm just your typical 26 year old who dates hot chicks but bangs mudturtles in the between time. I've been known to black out in seedy VIP booths next to coked up Persian women with fake breast implants. One day I'll look back on all this like a yearbook and remember you guys signed my crack.