Jan
28
This bun season I’ve had more comeback girls hit me up from out of the blue than ever, seven. Some of these girls just faded to black other I completely blew it with, but with each of them I just erased the number and moved on to the next one. For whatever reason the girls […]
Jan
23
Honestly, Jay deserves every bit of success, fame, money and power he receives. It already happened but in case you missed it, if ever there was a moment he transcend being the greatest rapper alive to becoming the ambassador of what is hip hop just watch below. I think the G manifesto would give him […]
Jan
22
Rookie Files: 80s night prt2
Category: The Rookie Files | 
8 Comments
The following was written by my protege “The Rookie” who’s trials and tribulations getting into the game is pretty funny to read about but even funnier to watch. It’s always good to remember though that we were all there once… but you couldn’t pay me to go back!
There was nothing I could do. This turtle […]
Jan
20
A Parenthesis
Category: The holla/dating | 10 Comments
Grammar. a qualifying, explanatory, or appositive word, phrase, clause, or sentence that interrupts a syntactic construction without otherwise affecting it, having often a characteristic intonation and indicated in writing by commas, parentheses, or dashes, as in William Smith—you must know him—is coming tonight.
an interval.
Don’t for one second believe the award hype of Up in the […]
Jan
15
Rookie Files: 80s night prt1
Category: The Rookie Files | 6 Comments
The following was written by my protege “The Rookie” who’s trials and tribulations getting into the game is pretty funny to read about but even funnier to watch. It’s always good to remember though that we were all there once… but you couldn’t pay me to go back!
“I hear that 80’s nights are a good […]
Jan
14
My favorite Part
Category: Uncategorized | 5 Comments
My stories are told out of order of events. But today I’m getting ready for work and if anything I’m a master of daily routine. I like the safety of knowing what’s next. Today is a grey suit, white french cuff shirt freshly pressed, my favorite gold cuff links, and now I’m in front of […]
Jan
12
The Better VK in 2010 project
Category: Uncategorized | 3 Comments
I along with the rest of the internets knows that one of the most annoying thing any blogger can do is post IM/ G chat conversations between them and one of their friends as if to say, “look at how awesome and funny the conversations between my friends and I are, don’t you wish you […]
Jan
7
Exile from Turtleville
Category: Uncategorized, The holla/dating | 12 Comments
It happened on one of those weekends where the whole crew got wasted during October before I got bunned up. It was a debacle, most of us went out and nobody remembered much. I was upset over another situation so I ended up going back with this mud turtle. When I woke up the […]
Jan
5
It started out as a small tingle maybe slight shock. I think everyone experiences it when you first give in and decide to join the cult that is Facebook. You see that one girl from high school that represents most girls from your high school. The ones that stayed behind in a rural town. She […]
Jan
2
2010 Bring it
Category: Uncategorized | 1 Comment
“I remember every detail. The Germans wore gray, you wore blue.”
You can’t duplicate or imitate a classic
But it’s ok to be inspired by it and update it for the current times.
Cheers to 2010
About
E-mail: arlingtoncrew@yahoo.com.
Right now I'm just your typical 26 year old who dates hot chicks but bangs mudturtles in the between time. I've been known to black out in seedy VIP booths next to coked up Persian women with fake breast implants. One day I'll look back on all this like a yearbook and remember you guys signed my crack.