From the top down her hair red her eyes a light greenish grey, her lips are thin. In certain bras her breast are a large C that naturally sit up on her chest with absolutely no sag and her ass apple bottom phat as it is hard. She’s half Irish and half Italian and in […]

I really don’t know how it happened but I might have accidently tripped and fell into one of my most powerful player moves that has caused an epic shift in my game. The last three times I’ve done it has resulted in two notches (more on that later). But the point is I pass on […]

When I was a young Rookie YEARS ago, I did rookie shit. One stands out in particular. I was 22 right out of school and I was so rookie that I had this girl over on the first date to cook her dinner and some wine (shut up I said i was a rookie). Anyways […]

Barely 5′1, withe dark hair and even darker eye. She wears glasses when she reads in bed next to you while you sleep off your hang over on Sunday mornings. She laughs when she’s nervous, giggles when she’s horny and listens to salsa music when she’s making love. At 28 she’s spent two […]

Every couple of years music critics half to anoint someone as the next Bob Dylan the way every couple of years an NBA prospect is proclaimed the Next Michael Jordan. In both cases 99% of the time the individual either doesn’t live up to the hype or folds under the pressure of the comparison. But […]

It was a Sunday night and after some texting back and forth the actress decided to meet me out on a swank rooftop in DC. Once I hung up the phone it hit me like a ton of bricks…. what the fuck am I going to wear? Truth be told I don’t really do Sunday […]

My alarm on my phone goes off at 7:30 am Saturday morning and I roll of my main chick. A Jewish girl with the boobs to match who was begging me to bang her one more time but I was actually too tired from the remaining vodka we drank the night before that me and […]

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How To Destroy Angels: The Space in Between [HD] from How To Destroy Angels on Vimeo.

I’m on 66 trying not to speed or let the excitement of the situation take over me. A slight panic kicks in when I realize that I really don’t know how I’m going to pull this off. It’s 4 in the morning and I have two Eastern European girls heading back to my place. I […]

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      Right now I'm just your typical 26 year old who dates hot chicks but bangs mudturtles in the between time. I've been known to black out in seedy VIP booths next to coked up Persian women with fake breast implants. One day I'll look back on all this like a yearbook and remember you guys signed my crack.