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But since the beginning of the fall this has changed, more and more women are killing it at my little old gym. The upstairs area has become more crowded with talent. Of course at first I didn’t mind because looking at sweaty female flesh during my workout helps get my testosterone flowing. But a couple of weeks ago something happened that made me kind of hate the sudden influx of girls in my gym.
I was at the leg machine area and some lady comes up to me and asked (with an attitude) if I could take the 45 plates of the leg press machine so she could warm up (I think she thought I left it there). I looked her up and down and knew she was new to my gym. Matching pink workout outfit, jewelry on her hands make up, you know the typ. I’m thinking to myself , “where does she think she is”, this aint the country club or one of those “fancy” gym where they have a Mexican midget come around and offer you a fresh towel and fresh orange juice squeezed from Daddy Warbucks’s butt cheeks in between your sets. This is the house that Arnold built, if you cant take the normal warm up weight off the machines or bars then you probably shouldn’t be up here.
I looked at her, then looked at the machine and said, “are you serious”. Then turned around and walked away…. Fuck that noise, when the recession is over some of you need to go back to Hollywood fitness or whatever the latest trend is
*Standing Ovation*
i remember going to an area like this a year or so ago. i use to get stared at like i was a piece of meat…but you know i liked it
i’m confident this wouldn’t happen at MY gym cause there’s a smoothie bar upstairs.
Did you ask her why she quit Curves?
Same shit happened at my dungeon/gym. Bitch actually asked me in the middle of a set of heavy dumbell inclines!!!! I blanked her because words actually failed me at that moment - talk about entitlement syndrome - felt like delivering a timely kick in the cunt.
VK,
Kick down the name of your gym.
My little brother is in DC for a few months and he hates yuppie gyms.
email me if you don’t want to post it. thegmanifesto at yahoo . com.
- MPM
How about when they blare an announcement over the speakers asking you to re-rack your weights while you’re right in the middle of a heavy set of shrugs?
Anonymous,
Thanks, you can sit down now,
Alliemarien,
of course you did, you’re the type….
Rookie,
what about the Mexican midget? You rich bastard
Roosh,
HA!
DAZ,
“Kick in the cunt” will be a new catch phrase by Christmas
The G
ima get at you off the record on e mail, got too many stalkers already
Jay,
it’s a just another sign the gym’s getting too packed, in the old days at least we had character
You should treat such folks like they treat the homeless: let your eyes glaze over, and look askew of them, trying very hard to avoid eye contact and pretending they don’t exist.
And, vk, if they don’t back down, just pull the racialist card. They LOVE that.
WTF wears jewelry to the gym?
man i really miss the gym.
ever since i got tendonitis on my left shoulder and inflammed my left trapezius i’ve been out for a month from doing the “real” workouts. now i only do abs and damn leg presses.
but i agree, i used to see chicks on the treadmills and sweating makeup off..i mean are these bitches serious?
My podunk gym now has a habit of putting yoga balls in the weight room. I don’t lift weights in the yoga room but these people feel the need to infect the weight room with balls and stretching! I smash those balls between pieces of equipment and the wall so that the seniors get the point. You can’t have those things running free, it’s hazardous.
I checked out Equinox and laughed in their face when they said they wanted $160 a month.
I do weights but most girls are in those silly stretching classes, most of them fat… I wish girls would do more weights, that’s what they need to be in shape!