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Guess who’s bizack, still on that grind.
I like it when a girl knows what’s up. Like when you approach a girl, her friends leave her and let you 2 be alone. Or when you’re chillin with your boy, your girl brings a friend over, and that friend knows what it’s all about. No questions. No explanations.
One night I decide to meet up with a friend at some club to holla at the gurls. At the last minute, he asks if his gurl can come, and she would bring a friend for me. Who says no to that? Well, after trying to talk to her, rambling on about different stuff, trying to open up, she’s just quiet. Oh well, can’t get all of em. So after a while, I leave the group and start surveying.
Turns out that this club was having a bad night, or all nights were like this. I dunno, but there was just no talent. It was just like a Roosh nightmare. Might as well go back to the group. By this time, my boy and his girl were pretty much reenacting an Usher vid.
When I get back, the friend grabs me on to the dance floor, arm around me and everything. Guess she missed me. At one point my hand ends up on her ass, and she stops me, saying “are you very sexual?” “Yes.” “Well I’m not.” Great. She asks me if I feel obligated to hang with her, and I told her no. But I did hang around for a while. No other place to go. Eventually I get bored and leave.
A couple of days later, she sends me a message and friend request on facebook. And my boy calls me, saying she asked what I thought of her. I told him what she said, and he was like damn. Oh well, on to the next one. But then I go to add her on facebook, and she rescinded the friend request. Uh, OK? Whatever. She can play her games by herself.
I threw a party the next weekend, and invited my boy. I knew girls would be coming through. But, last minute again, his girl wants to come, and brings her friend. So we’re in a more open, relaxed environment. She should open up more, right? Wrong. She’s even more quiet. She can’t get any lamer. But then she takes off her jacket, revealing a shirt that would make Seinfeld proud.
Her outfit is so lame that even my boy cracks on it. WTF are you wearing? Why are you so lame? Well I get a group together to play some drinking games, flip cup, beer pong, all that stuff. Most of us are having a good time, but lame girl stays on the couch being lame. Eventually, eventually, she comes over to hang out, and opens up a little bit, but then she’s about to leave. Some chit chat and good byes, and she’s like “oh you can get my number from your boy.” Riiiight. But she gives her # to my roommate.
I was originally going to write a rant about girls being lame and and their lame games, but I think this is just too funny. I’m sitting here laughing about it, and just don’t care. DC has much more to offer. Like Jay-Z said, on to the next one (here).
First mistake… should have asked your boy if she puts out… I never buy that, “she’s got a friend for you” line. Dig deeper
yeah, he told me “don’t worry” but yeah can’t trust that ish.
Wait so you wore a pirate shirt to your party?
nooo SHE wore a shirt kind of like that, with puffs and stuff.
Roosh is screwing with you dummy. I wonder what vk/roosh/roissy woukda done different. I think you shoulda paid her no mind when she came by. Rookie, you got a lot to learn. VK help your boy out. He is not ready to go it alone.
yeah i was just fucking with you
I woulda had a better answer to “are you sexual?”
Instead of just saying yes, how about “only with furry animals.”
Gotta agree with Dean. You gave her attention she didn’t deserve. It was only when you DID NOT give her attention that she responded (lamely) to you. She was a waste of your time.
17 year old underclass girls on Myspace might find typing in ghetto-speak cute, but writing crap like “gurl”, “bizack”, ‘2′ instead of “two”, and “holla” is not a way to develop a successful, well read blog. My eyes feel like they need washing. Back to Roissy.
Screw the earlier comment. I get a kick out of the style you guys write in. Keep it up.
Also, yeah, this girl wasn’t worth your time.
The story would more interesting for the readers if you provided details pertaining to her physical attractiveness. It would help readers better understand your actions and attitude toward her. So she is lame…ok what if she is a dimepiece beauty wise? That changes things. You put your hand on her ass? Great. Is her ass a double wide? I can only conclude she is average or slightly above. Clearly not worth it, but good enough for your initial attempt to hang with her at the club on a bad night.