The Better VK in 2010 project

Now I typically don’t make any NY resolutions because I’m more of the mindset anything you feel like changing about your life you shouldn’t wait till a specific day to do it. Also if you keep making the same resolutions year in and year out (smoking, lose weight) after the third year one should just give up and die. But there was a combination of good and bad events to end 09 that put me in the mind frame that there were indeed some things I could do that would make me even happier in 2010. I think that mixed with the fact that this is the year I turn old man 30 aka grownz, I’d like to be a different man in my 30’s than I was in my 20’s so I need a little game plan. Since you my readers are kind of like my hostages in that fact that whatever I put up you have to read, hear are some of the steps I want to take to be a better VK in 2010.

Take my job more seriously

I come into work, check my e mails, log into Facebook, surf the net looking for video of old people falling down steps, answer some e mails from clients, read blogs check back to facebook eat then send out more e mails close my laptop and go to the gym. I work for a great company that pays me some nice scratch and if I want to make some power moves I’m gong to have to put in some more effort around here, maybe even open my work laptop up at night and send out a couple of e mails on the weekend. Its’ the price we all pay to play at corporate America.

Cut back on the DC club scene

It’s easy to get sucked into a one dimensional nightlife of DC. When someone in your crew knows the owners at this club and your friends girlfriend is a bartender at that club and the promoter of another club is a guy you see in the gym everyday. Then you hear about a new club opening up and get invited out to three weeks worth of “soft opening” then a “grand opening”. Every knew club is the same as what it was called before it. Current used to be Dragon Fly, Midtown used to be Play, Public used to be five, that incredible new club “The District” yeah I went there back when it was Chloe. It’s great because after a while you are connected and can run Owner’s son game. It sucks when it hits you, you’ve already banged that coked out go go dancer sometime back in 07.

Cut back on the Jack

This might be easily the toughest one of my resolutions because it taste so good once it hits your lips. But at the same time more trouble than good times have come from it and I might be hallucinating but I worry about my face drying out long term…. Nobody can see your liver so shut it. So I’ll try the baby steps of no Jack before 11pm on the weekends.

Bang/ Date hotter chicks

In my 20’s I think I did what I thought I was supposed to do (did that make any sense?) get notches. And Roosh as my witness the last couple of years I’ve been killing it. The only problem with going for a high quantity is the obvious decrease in quality. Part of it is the time and energy it takes to game higher tier girls… IN DC. I mean I go south or to the west coast/ Vegas I’m on celebrity status. In DC even sixes think they’re dimes, what a mind fuck. But now that I’ve got my notches out of the way I need to stop making excuses and step my quality game up. As one of my boys like to say, “Just because she’ll sleep with me doesn’t mean I have to sleep with her” now that’s power. The funny thing I’ve noticed though just from friends and in my short 2010 and little of 09 is how you can use one hot chick to attract another

Revamp my bedroom game

I really didn’t care about how trashy my bedroom was, clothes everywhere, crappy bed/ furniture, it was armature hour. My thinking was I’ve never not hooked up with a girl because of my bedroom if she got that far she was obviously down for the business. I mean it wasn’t like I lived in my dad’s basement, wait what. But again it’s not a good look when the girl gives you that, “how old are you again, why does your room look so fratty, is that a Brooke Burke poster with target signs on her boobs”. Hell to be honest I don’t even like to chill in my own room how do I expect the lovely ladies to feel at home getting down to their lacy boy shorts? So out with the weak sauce Ikea bed with cheetah print silk covers and time to get grownz.

Finally start and finish my “pet project”

I know guys who’ve wrote two fucking books, others working on their book. I keep saying and speaking about what I’d do if I could do anything but I’ve said the same shit for the past five years. Then Saturday and Sunday come when I actually have time to work on it and I’m to hung over. So in 2010 if I don’t take the steps needed to start my pet project then I’m just as bad as the fat chick who swears this year will be the year she gets rid of the weight.

Have more “Passion Sex”

I think with the high notch counting, the mud turtles and the drunk sex, I’ve grown accustomed to beating the pussy up like a champ. I mean sure it’s fun to Jack hammer and throw an uppercut here and there the do an anal cannonball. But sometimes it’s good to slow it up here and there, break out the Barbeque Sauce and have Robin Thicke’s, “Sex Therapy” playing in the background.

Bang/ Date nicer girls

You’ll live longer