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Every guy in the DC area knows how bad the winter months are for pick-up. For example, VK and I went out to some popular spots one weekend, only to find these spots had more in common with the old west than anything modern.
The people that are usually out are already together. But DC isn’t like that all the time. A recent event gave me a reason to hope, that all is not lost during a DC winter. I went to a club where a couple of “celebrities” were scheduled to make an appearance.
This was a new experience for me. I come from a smaller area (not a small town) where some celebrities live, but none that are hot at the moment. Following the lives of hot celebs is a favorite girl pastime, so they just don’t pass up the opportunity to seem them in person. I thought it my be a cool event to go to, but wasn’t really enthused. Turns out it sold out quickly, and I got lucky. One of my friends gave his ticket, and just standing in the long line alone made the night worth it. The girls were out in force. I’m talking a 4 to 1 ratio.
Inside was crazy. Girls everywhere. Inspired, I started approaching like crazy. At one point, I told one of my friends (who is too scared to approach) that if he couldn’t go home with something that night, he should just give up. Of course this was a stupid thing to say, but based on the atmosphere, I’m sure anyone who’s in the game would have thought the same thing. But because I said it, I had to make sure it happened. Failure could have serious consequences to the ego of a rookie.
It wasn’t as easy as I thought it was going to be. This type of bar attracts the groups of girls you typically find at a loud club on a Friday night, which is bad news for my game that’s tailored towards bars. And I was wasted. And none of my friends were competent wingmen. So while my fish line was in the water, and I was getting nibbles, there was no shortage of cockblocks. I’m sure with more experience and less alcohol I could have overcome them, but that didn’t happen.
However, it all changed when I started talking to this taller chick. I have no clue what I said, but it was clear she was in to me. I could see her eyes in a trance-like stated, staring at my lips as I blabbered on about nothing. She wanted to kiss me, and I teased her for it. So the rest of the night we made out, she grinded on me, and I took her back to the crib.
What the *** is that gruesome, fat chick doing in your post? If this is how you guys think about ME, I prefer you stop
What was the spot, I’m guessing Public Bar, only because it’s the most sort of club, sort of bar the city has, that and it’s reputation for being the cornerstone of cock blockiness.
Good luck. I’m more of a bar game man as well.
…if he couldn’t go home with something that night, he should just give up.
This type of motivation works for me, but it’s too much for some people. Fuck those people.
Hamster: huh? that pic is an example of the type of fake celebs that came through.
thedcam: it was a very similar bar
Vincent Ignatius: i try to motivate, but damn right fuck those people. i got a job to do
That’s useful information about celebrity events attracting more girls. The celebrities weren’t Ellen and Rosie O’Donnell though, were they? Because sure, there’s lots of women there, but they can be a little hard to crack.
hey atleast this time you didnt have a gassy stomach, eh. kudos.
haha these were Jersey Shore celebs, so not A-listers but it was enough to get the girls out.
dean, yeah i do my best so THAT won’t happen again.