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This Taio Cruz guy’s been blowin up the UK, and now on our shores.

Anyway, so I take this chick back to the crib. We’re making out, clothes are flying off with ease. I’m about to stick it in, and grab a condom. She’s like “I don’t wanna have sex tonight.” Of course I take this as some lame resistance, and keep pushing, but she keeps pulling away and getting more serious in her tone. OK maybe I won’t get any tonight but I know I will next time.

A few days later we go get some drinks, go back to the crib, and pretty much do the exact routine as the preceding paragraph. Now I’m getting frustrated, and starting to loose interest. So the next time she came over, I tried again but not as hard and was rebuffed even sooner. I’m like hmmm… She sent me a text the next morning saying she was sorry she was acting weird, but she wasn’t feeling all that hot.

I figured I’d give it one last shot and had her over again one evening. She showed up wearing bummy clothes and it just ruined it for me. I didn’t bother trying. My dick was not excited. We went to bed with me facing the other direction. She put her arm around me and mumbled something about me keeping her warm. Morning can’t come soon enough.

As she left, I laid in bed, relieved that I was moving on. Or so I thought. 10 minutes later she’s back in my room because her battery died and needed a jump. Great, why can’t I just be rid of her?? Thanks to her driving some German-engineered luxury car, it took forever to realize the battery was in the trunk. After at least a half hour, I finally sent her on her way.

In the end, it seemed like she wanted to bun up, and I guess I didn’t feel like I should work to hard. I mean, she wasn’t a girl you really bring out in public. I did once, but the bar was dark. I figured my confidence would take a beating, working so hard for some cho cha from a girl not that hot. Plus, in the middle of all this I had one of my best experiences ever. More on that later.

But as they say, winter flings, they don’t mean a thing, because those summer nights are comin round the corner.



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  1. Roosh on March 12, 2010 6:10 pm

    Well if you already put that much work into her, might as well suck it up if she’s on your bed. It would have helped if you had a few drinks. Woulda got you horny enough.

  2. Willy Wonka on March 12, 2010 6:44 pm

    Man, this exact same shit happened to me before. I had this chick over and she kept telling me we weren’t going to have sex and I was just thinking it was bullshit resistance, whatever, push through it… I had her topless, sucking on her breasts, then I had her bottomless - fingering her - and I mean she was wet as shit. One of the wettest, gushiest pussies I’ve ever felt - ever, still to this day. The whole time she keeps saying we’re not going to have sex, but I just keep going and then I get up to get a condom and she screams out…. “NOOOO!” At that moment, I was like wtf, and just laid back in the bed, back to her and went to sleep. She kept calling me and wanting to come over again after that, but every time after that, I just tried less and less and never got as far again. It didn’t make any sense to me, still doesn’t…. oh, and I’ll have you know that I even hit her with that T.I. line that night, “how you keep saying no when ya panties so wet?” lol.

    Fuck it. It’s not worth the hassle to figure girls like that out. Better to just move on and find girls who want to fuck you and don’t play stupid games.

  3. The Rookie on March 13, 2010 4:02 pm

    forgot to mention that i did get some head so not a total loss…

    Roosh: that’s just it, I did have a few drinks. i figured it would help, but it really didn’t…

    Willy Wonka: i’m not sure if we just don’t like being dissed, we’re lazy, or just a lack of closing game on our part. half of me thinks we should have kept trying, but totally understand not wanting to lol

  4. Tyler on March 22, 2010 12:02 am

    Damn man tough break. I’m telling you, you have to be rough with her at first like pulling her hair, biting her lip and rubbing her pussy….get her at turned on as you can and when you go for it, and she says no….just say “okay, well I have to get up early anyways…” and then roll over and give her no attention at all. Zero. Then when she starts feigning for attention start back up again and try to fuck her.

    If she makes you take her out twice and you’re still not fucking her then chances are she requires too much commitment and isn’t worth the effort.

  5. Dave on April 7, 2010 2:26 pm

    Come back VK!

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      Right now I'm just your typical 26 year old who dates hot chicks but bangs mudturtles in the between time. I've been known to black out in seedy VIP booths next to coked up Persian women with fake breast implants. One day I'll look back on all this like a yearbook and remember you guys signed my crack.