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The other night a girl asked me why guys are so confusing. I got what she was saying. Most of us guys talk about settling down with a nice girl. I girl we can bring home to our moms and doesn’t work for tips at the Badda Bing. But do we go after these girls when we see them out on the town? The nice cute girls. Nope. We’re too busy going after the mud turtles and hood rats dancing on the table with the dress over her head. Why is that?
For me I shy away from the nice/cute girls. Those tiny innocent women. Some of my friends on the other hand are sadist and enjoy inflicting all kinds of sexual pain on nice girls (cough RooshV cough). Not me though. I guess I’m prejudice. I see the nice cute girl as boring sexually (at first). Images of all night missionary come to mind and statements like “if you pull out don’t get any on me” , and old school sayings like courtesy tap.
I prefer for my girls to have a slight “slutty look” to them. Not trailer trash slut but she might cocktail at Scores and “practice” on the pole on Wednesdays but she is by no means a stripper. Makeup dark and lipstick color blood red. I want to get an idea that if I ever get her into bed and go for the “Reverse Spider monkey level 2″, She’s not going to claim to be Catholic and tell me that Jesus says it’s a sin to put it in “that” hole.
The phrase, “lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets” is usually stated when talking about the perfect woman. To sum it up most girls have a slutty side (even nice cute girls). If Sluttattitude was on a Kinsey like scale 1 would be she gives BJ’s on special occasions and 7 would be she knows that oh so sacred spot between the berries and the no no area (every guy knows just what I’m talking about here). The problem though is the higher she appears on the slut meter the less likely you are to trust her to keep it in “your” sheets. No one said it was easy being a guy.
So the perfect woman is a nice cute girl with a seven on the VK slut meter. A girl who doesn’t have to go out clubbing EVERY night with her girls but if she does you know nothing shady is going on and she’s being good. But some girls may not get the attention the deserve because sexually they appear as if they are 1 on the scale when they really might be 3.8. So if you’re a nice girl and you’re tired of guys looking past you on nights out with the girls, try something different, spice it up a bit, let the girls hang out. Do whatever it takes to let the guys know that “hey you’re cute and nice, but you’ve got what it takes to get a little freaky if you know what I mean”.
This has been a VK public announcement in conjunction with the “Let a brotha get a piece in 07″ campaign.
By the way I’m betting this song will blow up in one month, hear it now
K-0S, Sunday Morning
I can only emotionally connect with whores.
Thanks to women’s magazines, everyone knows about your ’sacred spot’.
Might I remind you that there is a date raffle on May 4 and the person coordinating it suggested all of the girls that are up for sale dress a little slutty. Enough said.
So, you’re backing the smarties and the slutties? That’s so EEO of you.
You? Like the slut factor? NO!
Roosh,
that’s a sick comment, but with the whores you can see what’s coming and if ends bad you’re not that surprised.
MM.
Sacred spot is cool, but if a finger goes anywhere near the no no region I have a reflex reaction with my knee to the face, not cool at all.
Michelle,
A slut auction, hmmm this could get interesting.
Kristin,
is there such a thing as a smart slut?? If so please point me in the right direction. maybe that’s the Holy grail of women.
Inowprounounce,
Well when you put it like that it may sound bad, let’s say I appreciate it as a lost art
Did you watch Rules of Attraction recently? That first chick is hot, especially when she was getting boned.
Whoops. That was me.
She has a big forehead.
That just means she has a big brain, I’m sure.
RCR,
Actually I own Rules of Attraction and I haven’t watched it in months. I love the book was written by the same author as American Psycho another movie I own. In trying to pick the girl with the perfect nice girl/ slutty look I saw 40 days and 40 nights this weekend and Shannyn Sossamon took the cake.
But back to Rules, Jesus Christ if Jessica Beil isn’t the perfect woman!!!
Twoste,
Just more space for me to up well ya know
Yeah, Bret Easton Ellis is pretty much my favorite contemporary author, which probably makes me pretty disturbed.
That song is already huge (was) in Toronto. I guess it makes sense since K-OS is from Toronto himself.
Great post btw. Thanks for clearing things up!!
Sluts combined with nice girls do exist. But, like a unicorn, you have to be a virgin to touch us. hehehe
what isa sacred spot and no no?