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Scientist and Theologians have discussed the theory of an Alpha male in ways that relate to the female. To me the term “Alpha male” especially in origin has nothing to do with women whatsoever. An alpha male is the leader or dominate persona in a group of males. It’s the difference between being a football player and being Captain of the football team. That manager that always reaches his sales target and therefore gets to park in the “employee of the month” spot and gets away with slapping the interns ass because he’s just that good. That’s an Alpha male.
In nature especially among silver back gorillas, The alpha male usually caries himself as so. Doing whatever he wants, taking his pick of females, taking food, pooping on other males heads. My point is real Alpha males in any environment cary themselves and act in different ways that set them apart from the other males and because of it the females in that environment have no choice but to take notice.
I bring this up because I’ve been told on more than one occassion that I have a “walk” a “swagger”. I walk this way in the gym, in my office, my apartment and in “da clubs”. Depending on who you talk to and from who’s point of view you look at it from, it’s arrogance or confidence. Even by writing this I know some will be hating under their brefff.
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95% of any guys game is mental. Before I even walk into a bar/club/whore house, I’m the best guy there, I’m the man. That’s how EVERY guy should think. It’s not the fact that I don’t think I have flaws and shortcoming, it’s the fact that those flaws and shortcoming will not stop me from achieving my goal (labial penetration). It’s not about what you don’t have it’s about what you do have. Don’t get it twisted, I strike out more times than a blind quadriplegic kid in T ball. I get the fake numbers, no call backs, and date cancellations just like every other guy. But I can not for one second let that stop me.
You’ve got to have thick skin and ice water in your veins to play this game son. There should never ever be a night that you leave a place saying to yourself, “damn I wished I talked to her” or “I wish I asked her to dance”. I don’t care if you’ve got $20 in your pocket and you’re “BALLING” on budget. You could be like me and you’re only 3″, work it like it’s 12. Step your game up! My boy lives with his parents, doesn’t have a job, and looks like Elmer Fudd’s knuckles. He openly tells women this and he still pulls girls like a hamstring.
Now I usually roll with other Alpha males creating a super Alpha group. My boy Ph.D has two years on the S.W.A.T team, My boy Abercrombie is cop and then I have a couple of buddies that are Rangers who are so bad ass they only fuck 15 year Vietnamese girls, raw. When you have a certain swagger, a style that sets you apart from the other guys in the bar, HOT WOMEN NOTICE. They’ll ask themselves,”hmm, I wonder what this guys working with that allows himself to walk up in here like he owns the place… hold up does he own the place? Damn I’m so glad I’m not wearing panties”
Once they notice then they’ll start breaking their necks and sending over flirtatious smiles. Now before you had your cocky stuck up attitude but here’s the key, once you actually talk to the girl…. BE NICE. That’s right, don’t look around the room and act like you have somewhere better to be or something else better to do. This is what you’re here for. Talk to her like she’s the only woman in the room, be charming, make her laugh and feel comfortable, while not giving up anything. This is what mind fucks them because from a distance you seemed like a dick and the type of guy who would be arrogant but actually you’re down to earth, centered and funny. Then you leave it on a high note.
It doesn’t matter if your cocky or arrogant the purpose is to get her to notice you before the other guy. So there you go boys. If you see me talking to a dime, don’t ask, “why him?”. The question should be, why not you! Seriously. If you’re thinking about what I’m doing, then your head isn’t even in the game. Get your mind right and your game tight and that’s the first step to running it. All gaming is, is situational reflex and selling a dream.
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It’s Friday, we got big things poppin. Remember, relax and take notes and we keeping it all the way crips, extra crispy like a two piece from popeyes.
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I’ve never been to Popeyes… Works for girls, too. I wouldn’t say I’m pretty, but confidence keeps me entertained.
“You could be like me and you’re only 3″, work it like it’s 12.”
God damn, I love small penis jokes.
It’s all mental, true dat. But a little spiritual input never hurts, my son. Just stay out of my confessional…I don’t EVEN want to know.
Nah man, you gotta be cool yo. If they look your way, ignore them. It’s payback man. Payback.
If only we could all be more like Major Payne.
This post is priceless! This is a good way to start a Friday, laughing my ass off.
“You’ve got to have thick skin and ice water in your veins to play this game son.”
Those words apply to more than just game.
“Talk to her like she’s the only woman in the room, be charming, make her laugh and feel comfortable, while not giving up anything.”
spot on advice
“they only fuck 15 year Vietnamese girls, raw”
you know some interesting people…
I guess the female version of this is what you were talking about in your other posts this week….
Laugh-out-loud quote of the day for me: ‘I strike out more times than a blind quadriplegic kid in T ball.’
Kristin,
Never been to Popeyes AND you live in DC??? WTF! I would say confidence keeps any woman entertained and intrigued.
Nikita,
The sad thing is that its not a joke, I’m so small I make Asian women squint harder
INPY
But there’s so much I have to say, like this the one about the hooker with the black eye and a limp
Twoste,
Ignore them?!?! Look remember what I said about labial penetration? I aint ignoring shit
DF,
It’s true, words to live by for life. But when life is all about the game then…. Oh shit it’s Friday and no need to get deep. I’m ready to drink and shake it like a salt shaker
MM,
For some reason guys in special forces branches of the military are just a little bit more psychologically unstable than most. But yes I do know some crazy mofo’s
Jess,
That line took me a while, I mean I had to start with a dodge ball and move to tennis before settling on the right sport that would increase comedic impact. This shit is a science kid.
Maybe you should use that to your advantage:
“Girl, you won’t ever have to worry about me waking you up in the morning, pokin you with my bone when I’m all sprung and ready to freak at 7 am… You can just keep on sleeping, baby– you won’t even feel me.”
Nikita is cracking me up almost as much as you, VK, look out!
I’m wondering why you chose a picture of an ape, though. Everyone knows you slink and stalk like a virile panther.
Nikita,
who told you about my 7 am poking!?! someone’s been talking? damn
XQB
you know I would have gone with it but panthers don’t roll in packs Apes and Gorillas do
I would have chosen the bum lifestyle sooner if i knew it would increase my game results
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Very good article. Quite funny with good points.
Keep it crispy fellas…Keep it crispy (by the way..as a true fan of Hip Hop…that song sucks and lacks originality….peace!)
I’ll be back for more!
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