If you’re reading this it means I was too hung over to put up my top 10 posts of 07. Sux to be you. Anyways I’m heading down to the armpit of Virginia aka Virginia Beach to bare witness to a wedding. It’s between one of my best friends and his college sweetheart. With rumors of a keg and pregaming before the ceremony, all I can say is that this is going to be dirty, just the way I like it. If prepped certain people to have their phones on at all times and accept all calls from Virginia Beach correctional facilities.

With that said I’m really excited to see these two people last for four years and then say, “I do”. Everyone knows I’m homo for some Jens Lekman so I’ll let him croon the perfect words that I can not. Followed by some “head” and every word in these two songs are true double true.


The next time I post will be in 08 when I’m done with a little side project. Just do me a favor and DONT post your gay new years resolutions. Seriously nobody but God and your grandmother care and I even doubt God gives a shit. Especially if your going to “stop smoking” or “start exercising more”. You really waited to a calendar date to do something that can improve and lengthen your life?

Until then I’ll leave you with what I must do to someone before I die.

Also check this out from T. Seriously it’s that hard for us guys today to get some bunz. This is exactly how I feel about it.

Exit music (for 07)?



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  1. T on December 28, 2007 3:50 pm

    Gots to keep it dirty, man. We’re counting on you for a good story.

    And resolutions are very “mo”-ish behavior, thanks for not doing them.

  2. jess on December 28, 2007 5:16 pm

    Just try to keep the midgets out of the festivities this time :) Or at least let them be useful menage-wise….

    (Also: awesome review of There Will Be Blood:
    http://movies.nytimes.com/2007/12/26/movies/26bloo.html?8dpc. Can’t can’t wait to see it!)

  3. Peter on December 30, 2007 11:05 pm

    The family and I went to Virginia Beach and Williamsburg for a few days back in 1999, and for some reason we had thought beforehand that Virginia Beach was some upscale resort area. We had quite a reality check. It sure wasn’t upscale.

  4. Roosh on January 1, 2008 9:57 pm

    VA Beach…. what a mess. Richmond was better.

  5. Sit N Go Journal on March 28, 2008 12:05 am

    Sit N Go…

    Really enjoyed that article,tell me do you have any other blogs? Why not come and write for me I have a wicked article site you could submit article for?…

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